Thought processes of ministers (left to right) as seen live on TV at 10am this morning:Martin Cullen: Jaysus I never noticed the bald spot at the back of his head. Wouldye believe it? Wha- what's that? Oh yeah, another clapping bit. All I ever do is clap. Clap clap clap. Suppose it beats real work. Wonder if I could convert them voting machines into ATMs or something...
John Gormless: Wahey! Look at me up here with the big boys. I love real politics. Beats the shit out of saving the planet...
Bertie: Look at yis, ye durty little shitebags. Feckin journalists. Bunch of questioney eh eh little hooers. Could yis noh turn a blind eye or sumtin, eh point is I saved all of yis from yourselves ye spanners. And look at that fat bastard eh Cowen licking his lips. Well I'm de one goin t'Merica so ye can all go fuck off while I'm having de laff at deh Funderland... Disneyland... dat place wit de dolphins...
Brian Lenihan: If that fat bastard Cowen thinks for one second...
Bull Cowen: Oh for the love of all that is holy in the midlands...will you get t'the point. How long do I have to wait before somebody finally pushes you the fuck out of here...
2 comments:
Noel Dempsey? Looks like Lenihan Jnr to mise...
A good point, and one which has been duly noted..
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