Because he's a huge Oasis fan

Eh yeah. Ronaldinho to join that galactico-magnet Man City. If this is true I'll put money on:

• Mahon finding out that the only inconsistencies in Bertie's monetary dealings pertain to his Communion savings.
• Dan Carter, Brian Habana and Sergio Parisse joining Buccaneers RFC.
  
• China giving Tibet unconditional independence before the Olympics.
• The RIAA agreeing to make all legal downloads DRM-free.
• The numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6, and 7 coming up in the EuroMillions, in that order.

I'm not a sceptic, I just know bullshit when I hear it.