The Hoff has agreed a divorce settlement with his ex-wife, allowing him to keep his names and catchphrases apparently. According to some celebrity rag he can keep the rights to the names "The Hoff" and "Malibu Dave" and the catchphrase "Don't Hassel the Hoff" in various countries.
Now I don't give a fiddlers how mean a breakup it was, his ex-wife had no right to try and take his name. How dare she? And his catchphrase? What kind of man would he be without these things? David, from an unspecified location in California. "Hey man" he could say, "don't irritate the me". Rubbish.
Anyway, I prefer to remember him pre-Malibu/floor hamburger/comeback single when he gave shortcuts to his heart in newspapers.
DO love to drive a TransAM (it's the only car with graphics of flaming wings - Hoff's insignia for love. Hot Angel, oh yeah...)
DON'T be a tease (the Hoff does not approve, and does not have time)
DON'T treat him like he's a God (God is not human, not Hoff, and therefore can't Hoff-a-tize chicks)
DON'T be jealous of other girls (the Hoff has time for you all)
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