Spread the word

Fig. 1: Motley Crabb

Found this wiki on "How to persuade an atheist to become Christian", which details how to turn those vile, logical people into God-fearing puppets who don't question anything. My personal favourite, which is word for word:

• As strange as it may sound, Christian music is actually a very powerful weapon when dealing with atheists. Music moves people in ways that words often cannot- introduce your friend to Christian music of any kind, you may be surprised how much it will do.

Yes, a fine belt of glass-half-full advice when dealing with heathens: 4HIM, Christafari, NuWine, The Crabb Family, Jordan's Crossing and (YES!!! YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG) Sixpence none the Richer will instill a Godly joy into even the most bitter of heretics.

So go on, give it a shot - next time you're on the 79 bus to Clondalkin and you see a scruffy young thing in a Kappa shiny, lend him your iPod and a Crabb Family tune. Believe me, you will be suprised at how much it will do...