Sick

What's the world coming to? In a sad weekend where the MDC have pulled out of the Zimbabwean election, it has come to light that Pele was robbed at gunpoint. Now what sick scum would rob Pele?

His chauffeur driven car was surrounded by a gang of 10 in a traffic jam in the scumhole of Guaruja. The incident, which also saw other drivers and passengers robbed, happened close to Pernambuco Beach where Pele has a holiday house. Now I know there's a lot of desperate criminals in Brazil, and maybe they didn't know it was Pele's car. But surely when you bust open the door and see oul' Edison Arantes sitting there in all his glory you'd just say "sorry, didn't know it was you Pele" and go primal on the next car instead?

It's sick. In honour of Pele here's a video of his greatness: